The Bos\’un Locker

During times of war and during times of peace, we must prepare for tomorrow with the realities of today.

To all the men I’ve loved before…

Posted by Rosemary Welch on September 4, 2006

This was given to me by my brother. He said it made him think of me! Can you believe that? I’m so sweet, but I guess I may have some of those hormones. lol. Here ya go:

We all know know that there are days in the lunar cycle when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here’s fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are lots of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn’t over do it today.
SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe!

Remember: Money talks. Chocolate sings.

Category: Humor.

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