The Bos\’un Locker

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Bill Clinton Monument Committee

Posted by thebosun on October 27, 2006

Dear Friends and Relatives: 

We have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Bill Clinton. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces. We then decided to erect a statue of Bill Clinton in the Washington, D. C. Hall Of Fame.

We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Jesse Jackson, who never told the truth, since Bill Clinton could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on someone else’s money.

If you are one of the fortunate people who have anything left after taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.

Thank you.
Bill Clinton Monument Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far. And another thing….. Now let me get this straight……. Bill Clinton is getting $12 Million for his memoirs. His wife Hillary got $8 million for hers. That’s $20 million for memories from two people who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn’t remember anything.

 

I received the above in an email from a friend.  I could not help but pass it along.

R/ Bosun

 

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4 Responses to “Bill Clinton Monument Committee”

  1. Love it! Only thing now is to change the title of the book to “My Lie”. All we need to do is drop the “f” from “life” and we’re there.

  2. thebosun said

    Thanks Anna. Next time perhaps we will place the correct picture of Bill up. His life certainly is his LIE.

    Respectfully,
    Bosun

  3. Bridget said

    Love this!!! You certainly hit the nail on the head!

  4. thebosun said

    Thanks Bridget,

    Respectfully
    Bosun

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