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Bosun’s Parody: 2008 Demogratic Convention Agenda and Time-line

Posted by thebosun on November 28, 2006

 

 

2008 Demogratic Convention Agenda and Time-line

 

 

 

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:35 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship / Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.

8:15 P.M. Gay Wedding — Barney Frank Presiding.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan – Susan Sarandon

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech: The proper etiquette for surrender French
President Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay
Sean Penn

9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather awarded “Truth in Broadcasting Citation” presented
by Michael Moore.

9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade Center Towers — Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahnadinejad.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet.

11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals – John Kerry

11:30 P.M. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

I received this time-line in an email from an anonymous source and cannot to attest the authenticity of it (the time-line).  It may be subject to change as the the Demogratic Convention organizers see fit (or unfit, who the heck knows).

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One Response to “Bosun’s Parody: 2008 Demogratic Convention Agenda and Time-line”

  1. Too funny. Almost poetic, with the use of repetition.

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